Black Empress is looking for a personal seat/slave....

Black Empress is looking for a personal seat/slave........

Must fit the below...

*Must be as comfortable if not comfort-abler than a sofa 
*Must be able to take my full weight on them

* Must be handy with DIY

*Must be able to act as a vacuum should I need to expel air from my wonderful arse

* Must be able to act as a full toilet (without the gaggin & puking)

*Must be able to handle a severe beating (even more so around that time of the month)

*Must drive and be able to serve at the drop of a very cool New Era hat
*Must have a good tongue should it be needed

*Must not come with emotional baggage
*Must not have any kids wife or girlfriend

*Must have own teeth, hair personality*Must be considered a 10/10 in the looks department
*Must own a nice house with a kitted out dungeon(this must be later put into my name)

*Must earn in excess of £500,000 per annum

*Must have said income paid directly into my bank account

*Must own there own private Jet

*Must also have there own small island which includes a butler

* Must be able to breath through there belly button

*Must know what i want done before i even know myself

Carlsberg don't do personal slaves but if they did......