Saturday, 20 December 2014

Sooo.. In short my operation was cancelled very last min.. As in I was in hospital in a hospital gown waiting to go into theatre when I was told there are no hospital beds so they were going to have to cancel. 

So I may be out longer than expected.. I do however plan to, depending on what date my operation is moved to (I've been told might be some time in January) come down to London.

As I am still poorly I will be limited on sessions I will be doing, deffo will be no wrestling sessions. I'm hoping I find out before Xmas when my new date will be, which means I can advise you guys of date with abit of notice.

If your interested in booking time with me drop me and email and will update you first before I update blog with availability.

Wednesday, 10 December 2014

Thursday, 4 December 2014


Why in the hell have I never spotted these on the internet before?!

I'm sure these badboys would give a whole 5 mins of laughs at Christmas amongst the adults then a whole half hour of awkwardness once everyone's brats spot them hanging from the tree. Either way.. I had a short giggle so thought ild share

Boredom strikes..... (Ur ass hard with a cane)

Soooo... I have a little time off work thanks to my's been 2 days and im already bored as hell...

Although I'm supposed to be "taking it easy" (what ever that means) I've managed to get all my Xmas shopping done, exhausted all the interesting films on Netflix, masterbated a obseen amount of times and fantasised about all sorts of filth.. All whilst purposely forgetting to change my pants. I have invited a friend of mine over tomorrow, and he has no idea but I'm going to make him sniff them, prehaps clean them with his mouth if I'm in a particularly nasty mood. Not sure how well that's going to go down but who gives a fuck right... Either way I'm going to get what I want.

Anyway.. Boredom strikes for today so decided to don my swimming costume and admire my curves,... And I also took some photo's


As I'm off work now would be the perfect time for those who want to send me Christmas gifts to crawl kn over to my amazon wish list

I particularly want the Wii U, however if your pockets can't stretch that far for this amazing black goddess then there other things on my list which I will be happy with. 
This wish list doesn't tell me who purchases what, so if you want to be abit more personal send me an gift card to my email with a message (

Wednesday, 3 December 2014

"Porn" is about to get very boring

Someone sent me the following link yday, although ild heard abit about it already through various forums before hand.

I think porn is going to be very fucking boring going forward.... Goddam hitlers. A lot of the things on the list is what I type into search engines when I'm looking for "porn".