Friday 30 May 2014

Weekend work...

6am on a Saturday and I'm up getting ready for work... What the actual fuck...!

And by getting ready for work I mean I'm lying in bed scrolling through nawty sites on my iPad. I guess I'm going to be a lot late...., meh

Very busy weekend planned as per usual, hopefully ending with my ass all up in someone's face ;)

Anyway... I've snoozed my alarm about 15 times now, I really better get up now



Made me laugh. ;)



Tuesday 20 May 2014

Received this is the post this morning ;) doesn't say who brought it however thanks!!!
I know what il be doing after lunch tday, munching on down.
Less than 3 hours sleep yday.... Insomnia can be a bitch when in strikes! Going to try catching up on my zzzz's and I shall be back!!

Monday 12 May 2014

Also... Did I mention I got my amazing ring, and also a pair of amazing earings...


That is all.... ;)

Blurred lines...


blurred lines ......

Is it weird that every time I hear this song I think of fetish related things. I've been kinky/dominant/experimental for a far back as I can remember, so what is normal to me even in a vanilla aspect may be seen as "weird" to others. As much as most protest, ladies do like to gossip and talk about what they get up to or would like to get up to. My close friends are pretty open like that, however I tend to put about 5 filters on what ever I mention... Unless I've had a drink.  I vaguely remember gossiping with a female friend who was talking to me about some things she got up to with her partner, can't exactly remember what she asked me but I blurted out something along the lines of "and I told him if he doesn't shut up I'm going to suspend him upside down on my bedroom door put a dildo gag in his mouth and bang the fuck outta him" erm... Whoopsie. It does make me laugh thinking back on the things my friends have said or done, one has seen teddy and causally asked me if I've fucked him before.... I told her not to be silly it's a teddy... He has no penis (unless I've strapped one to him..) but the real answer should have been yes... I fuck his face regularly.  Another time I remember having a few of my friends round and me going to the bathroom and coming back to find one of my friends wearing a pig mask from my stash chasing the other ladies around.

Anyway I could go on all night.... Moral of this is... My lines are blurred vanilla world watch out!!

Sunday 11 May 2014

Kinky? Sadistic? .... Either way this ended up being sent to my inbox for some weird reason  hahaha


Black Empress is not very well at all today... A self inflicted hangover, you all still have permission to feel sorry for me though,
Just munched the biggest dinner ever, Bloated now..... If I were sitting on a slave  now I wouldn't be getting up for anything... We'll maybe cheese cake ;)

I'm just setting dates with photographer for a photo shoot within the next couple of weeks,a busy social schedule meant I wasn't able to do this early but excited now it's all in motion. I've had a few emails with ideas for pic's since my last post, also have a few ideas of my own so  should be fun.

Anyway... Was just a quick update, I'm going back to watching crap and munching sweets in bed