Friday, 26 September 2014


I've had limited internet access recently, so haven't had a chance to reply to all of my emails.

I will be back to full emails replies and more post at the start of the month 


Black Empress is looking for a slut

I have had a lot of emails where people (both male and female) have asked to become my slut and be pimped out by me.
I have done this before with a few regular clients however I'm now looking for someone abit more permanent and local..

You wanna prove to black empress how devoted you can be?!

Think you can become the ultimate slut to avoid punishment.

Drop me and email with why you think your gaping mangina and vacuum sucking skills would be best to fit the position. Age, location, pic (doesn't have to include face but is a bonus) is a must.

Must be able to accommodate some (not all) of the time, wether in property of hotel. 

You would be expected to be put to work by me earning money for me, however I see fit.

Of course will always be safe, you will be my property after all.

No time wasters.

Replies will be sent to all serious emails.

Thursday, 11 September 2014

ABC's of Death - F is for Fart!!

Ermmm has anyone watched this weird horror movie.... ??


I've got got F is for Fart... And thought I would share the YouTube link for those who like to smell farts... Farts rank enough to kill you!!


Friday, 5 September 2014

Does my ass look big In this...... Yes?! ..... Good

Black Empress has arrived in London!

After abit of a nightmare getting here (which I cba to go into) I've finally arrived. 

I'm really excited for the weekend ahead , looking forward to lots of everything, food, drink, partying, squashing, farting, trampling all sorts...

But for now I'm sitting semi naked in front of a fan (electric one😜 )stuffing my face!!

It's a shame I don't have anyone to rub my swollen tummy after.

I will take a few pic's over the weekend and possibly a vid for Vimeo as have brought my iPad with me.

Will update again over the weekend or on Monday

Before I go, I've received a fair few things off my amazon wish list during the week n tday ;) wanted to thank everyone who sent me things. I do enjoy coming home from a long day at work to gifts ;) Almost set for my holiday now.

I literally inhaled a pack of these Haribo Rhubarb and custard sweets on the train down and now can't find any down here, anyone who's coming to see me this weekend happen to see these in a shop, grab a bag for me, will be mucho appreciated.... If not I've just added them to my wish list ;)

That's all from me for now