I'm at work again... Doing everything but work and look what I came across..

http://m.vice.com/en_uk/read/deep-inside-the-chain-pub-piss-dungeon?utm_source=vicefbu

Haha did make me laugh, and a little bit aroused thinking of secretly tying someone down in the dungeon to be pissed in by unsuspecting punters...

Anyway..

Back to work 

Sundays..

Lazy Sunday,

Spent the day with a sub , went to watch Expendables 3, then for a meal.

Did abit of interweb shopping, buying things for my holiday coming up. Want to treat me to some last bits...? You know where my wish list is ;)

Spending the rest of the evening with my feet up geeking out, playing playstation 3.

After, going to paint my nails whilst sipping on a glass of white.

Bluurgh why do weekends go so fast ...

Looking forward to visiting London in a few weeks, if you've emailed me about a session and haven't received a reply, drop me another email.

Just remembered I have this cute little keyring someone made for me and gave me during my last doubles day ;)

Love it 

Saturday 13th September Birmingham Doubles Day

Just been speaking to Ms Saskia about coming down to London with me, but unfortunately she's unable to. So we are going to be doing a doubles day on the 13th Septemeber.

This will be out last Doubles Day of the year.

Rates will be normal doubles day rates of £100 per hour. 

Drop me an email and make sure it's clear that you want to book for the doubles date and not my Solo London dates.

London Dates 5-7th Septemeber

So the dates been set and hotel booked,

Will be doing sessions 4th -7th in London.  Although in theory appears as 3 days, will need to bare in mind when trying to book that will be working from a hotel, and check in times at 3:30 on the 4th and check out time is 11.

I already have already booked in a few hours already, so limited spots. Drop me and email with a round about time you would like to book, and also the type of session you would like and I will try and fit you in.

For those who I can't see this time, I will be back in the new year so watch out for updates ;)

Ahhh and for the record... I don't do hand relief, sex, foot jobs etc Your penis doesn't interest me one bit. It's alll about me. (Thought ild clarify again due to emails I've received) 

I'm baaaack!!

Im back... Not that you knew ild been anyway anywho ;) 

Had a short trip over to Amsterdam and it's also festival season so have been kept pretty busy as always.

Anyway.. London. I'm looking to book 5th -7th September or 12-14th September, I've had a lot of emails about sessions down in London, rates will be £100ph.

People who are interested drop me an email with preferred dates etc. My plan is to see parts of London aswell so only taking a few sessions, so get in quick.

Ahhh fuck, it's 1am as I update this and I've just remembered I had a report for work due tomorrow morning... Haven't fucking started it.. Instead of starting it I'm going to dream of ways to manipulate  the boss to giving me more time. Not sure how well that's going to go considering I recently told him exactly what I thought if him.....

Anyway... I'm going to leave you with the link of me shaking my ass,

 http://vimeo.com/81930237

Enjoy ;)