Wednesday, 18 March 2015

Havent updated my blog in awhile been so busy lately, back to working full time ( boo ) and hospital visits and just life in general blah blah etc... Yer that's enough about Vanilla.

Only 9 Days until I'm down in London and I can not fooking wait!! 
I've emailed or text messages all who have booked a session, will be sending out details mid week next week. If it's easier for anyone who booked a session to get these details via text message email me your phone numbers and will send via message.

I have purchased a new phone and SIM card recently just to use for bookings and talkin shit to people who call however il be fucked if I can figure how to use the bastard. Once I figure it out I will post the number on this site, how long I keep the seperate phone for will depend on it being abused or not by you guys. Don't be cocks and spoil it for everyone, I'm sure a lot of fun can be had by all.

I'm hoping the new number will stop me getting ridiculous messages at can't be fucked o'clock via whatsapp then Skype, then email!  The phone will be turned on when I'm free to chat or message and off at other times... 

Until I figure it out I can still be reached on the same number if you have it. 

Easter is around the corner and the perfect reason to treat your empress to chocolate... My Easter egg should be bigger than your Wifes/girlfriend/right hand, and that's of course because I put myself on a pedestal high above them.

I've just discovered Salted Chocolate... Two things most people shouldn't be eating in the quantities I do but am gladly stuffing my face with it. That and the popping candy chocolate ( still ). So if I'm seeing you before and you want to treat me you know what to do.

If not... There's chocolate on my wish list.. As well as many other things

And on another note... Anyone good at painting nails ( both hand & feet ) and massages...? I'm thinking I need to be pampered. This won't be a charged session, however you will be put to work doing the above, then told to leave when I'm done with you. If you do however fuck my nails up and don't correct your mistakes before I notice you will be put in a head lock and escorted ( kicking & screaming) out of my place in just your off coloured white Y-fronts.

Oh and because of the types of emails I get I'm going to clarify the fuck out of what I just said..

No I don't mean pampering with your tongue
No I don't mean pampering with your dysfunctional lopsided tiny penis
No.. Just No. Not your fingers either. 

Anyone who says as much in reference to the above will be publicly names and shamed, and those who purposely try and get publicly shamed on my blog will be ignored... Yup, those people actually exist.

I mean exactly what I say, massage my feet and hands. Maybe tops of my shoulders. 
Then file, paint, manicure my hands and feet. Then leave.

See what I did there , I said exactly what will happen. Anything else will have to go down the normal route of emailing me a request to book a session .
Anyway,  I digress as always, I'm in the bath as I update this and it's time I got out ( if you didn't picture me naked then...You will have now)

Still a little availability for the weekend in London, message me for more info if interested.

Thursday, 5 March 2015

Ooooooo a backtrack...

My email powers of manipulation always works a treat ;)

Dear Blogger User,

This week, you received an email telling you about some changes we were making to the Blogger Content Policy. In that email, we announced a change to Blogger's porn policy stating that blogs distributing sexually explicit images or graphic nudity would be made private.

We've received lots of feedback about making a policy change that
affects longstanding blogs, and the negative impact on individuals who post sexually explicit content to express their identities.

We appreciate the feedback. Instead of making this change, we will be maintaining our existing policies (

What this means for your blog:
Commercial porn will continue to be prohibited.

If you have pornographic or sexually explicit content on your blog, you must turn on the adult content setting ( so that a warning will be shown.

If you don't have sexually explicit content on your blog and you're following the rest of the Blogger Content Policy (, you don't need to make any changes to your blog.

Thank you for your continued feedback,

The Blogger Team

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Tuesday, 3 March 2015

Soo yer .... ;) I've calmed down a tiny bit since my last rant ( it's been deleted now.. Ya snooze ya lose)

In a much better mood, have booked a trip away in the sun with my older and equally voluptuously awesome sister. 

Which one of you lucky slaves wants to beg to take us clothes shopping?! 

You will follow us round the shops as we try on clothes, then with a click of our fingers called over and orderd to pay and carry bags.

This is exactly how Black Superior Black Goddesses should be treated!!!

Can't make it to Birmingham to treat us?? don't have the money to treat us to a full day of shopping?? Why the fuck not?! 
I'm very disappointed in how you show your loyalty and devotion to ebony goddesses however you can still prove yourself by sending e-gift cards.

We both want e-vouchers for the following :-

New Look -

Amazon uk -

Evans -

Boohoo uk -

Plus size clothing on these websites tend to be more expensive so no slacking when it comes to sending Egifts.

All vouchers to be sent to

Or email for more info re the shopping trip, I also may have ten mins to spare to those who want to meet in person kneel and hand over cash then leave.

Here's a picture of my perfect ass for you to kiss... Only after you've spoiled me