Black Empress has arrived in London!

After abit of a nightmare getting here (which I cba to go into) I've finally arrived. 

I'm really excited for the weekend ahead , looking forward to lots of everything, food, drink, partying, squashing, farting, trampling all sorts...

But for now I'm sitting semi naked in front of a fan (electric one😜 )stuffing my face!!

It's a shame I don't have anyone to rub my swollen tummy after.

I will take a few pic's over the weekend and possibly a vid for Vimeo as have brought my iPad with me.

Will update again over the weekend or on Monday

Before I go, I've received a fair few things off my amazon wish list during the week n tday ;) wanted to thank everyone who sent me things. I do enjoy coming home from a long day at work to gifts ;) Almost set for my holiday now.

I literally inhaled a pack of these Haribo Rhubarb and custard sweets on the train down and now can't find any down here, anyone who's coming to see me this weekend happen to see these in a shop, grab a bag for me, will be mucho appreciated.... If not I've just added them to my wish list ;)

That's all from me for now 

B.E

I'm at work again... Doing everything but work and look what I came across..

http://m.vice.com/en_uk/read/deep-inside-the-chain-pub-piss-dungeon?utm_source=vicefbu

Haha did make me laugh, and a little bit aroused thinking of secretly tying someone down in the dungeon to be pissed in by unsuspecting punters...

Anyway..

Back to work 

Sundays..

Lazy Sunday,

Spent the day with a sub , went to watch Expendables 3, then for a meal.

Did abit of interweb shopping, buying things for my holiday coming up. Want to treat me to some last bits...? You know where my wish list is ;)

Spending the rest of the evening with my feet up geeking out, playing playstation 3.

After, going to paint my nails whilst sipping on a glass of white.

Bluurgh why do weekends go so fast ...

Looking forward to visiting London in a few weeks, if you've emailed me about a session and haven't received a reply, drop me another email.

Just remembered I have this cute little keyring someone made for me and gave me during my last doubles day ;)

Love it 

Saturday 13th September Birmingham Doubles Day

Just been speaking to Ms Saskia about coming down to London with me, but unfortunately she's unable to. So we are going to be doing a doubles day on the 13th Septemeber.

This will be out last Doubles Day of the year.

Rates will be normal doubles day rates of £100 per hour. 

Drop me an email and make sure it's clear that you want to book for the doubles date and not my Solo London dates.

London Dates 5-7th Septemeber

So the dates been set and hotel booked,

Will be doing sessions 4th -7th in London.  Although in theory appears as 3 days, will need to bare in mind when trying to book that will be working from a hotel, and check in times at 3:30 on the 4th and check out time is 11.

I already have already booked in a few hours already, so limited spots. Drop me and email with a round about time you would like to book, and also the type of session you would like and I will try and fit you in.

For those who I can't see this time, I will be back in the new year so watch out for updates ;)

Ahhh and for the record... I don't do hand relief, sex, foot jobs etc Your penis doesn't interest me one bit. It's alll about me. (Thought ild clarify again due to emails I've received) 

I'm baaaack!!

Im back... Not that you knew ild been anyway anywho ;) 

Had a short trip over to Amsterdam and it's also festival season so have been kept pretty busy as always.

Anyway.. London. I'm looking to book 5th -7th September or 12-14th September, I've had a lot of emails about sessions down in London, rates will be £100ph.

People who are interested drop me an email with preferred dates etc. My plan is to see parts of London aswell so only taking a few sessions, so get in quick.

Ahhh fuck, it's 1am as I update this and I've just remembered I had a report for work due tomorrow morning... Haven't fucking started it.. Instead of starting it I'm going to dream of ways to manipulate  the boss to giving me more time. Not sure how well that's going to go considering I recently told him exactly what I thought if him.....

Anyway... I'm going to leave you with the link of me shaking my ass,

 http://vimeo.com/81930237

Enjoy ;)

Smelling Farts is good for your health....??!!!

A little article I came across whilst surfing the net.... 

Interesting theory ;)

http://theweek.com/speedreads/index/264585/speedreads-study-smelling-farts-may-be-good-for-your-health

Just about to watch Kick Ass 2, so getting comfortable on teddy, 

Thought I would share a few snaps before I settled for the night 

Doubles Day Update!! - just realised this didn't post...!

Just taking a nice hot bath and thought I would do a quick update, the doubles day went great. I had a good catch up with Black Honey aka Ms Saskia, and had an ever more amazing time during the sessions.

We both enjoyed alot of squashing, smothering and trampling.

The newbie did very well during his session, considering it was his first time. I had a lot of fun terrorising him ;). I also got gifted a new. "Dance floor" during one of the sessions, Sas and I enjoyed stomping the fuck out it. 

I've taken a few pictures, again only on my phone, and a short clip of the dance floor in action. Although not entirely sure how to upload the clip direct so may put it on my vevo.

We are planning another doubles day pretty soon due to the amount of sessions I had to turn down as there simply wasn't enough hours in the day. 

(Btw if you didn't receive a response about a session that was me turning it down, I had too many to reply to everyone plus my phone only stores a certain amount of emails so if you didn't get a reply straight away chances are your email got auto deleted) when we have the date for the next doubles day I am planning to log into my PC and email those who enquired before with the dates to give them a fair chance at booking... Chances are though I will forget so look out on the blog for the dates.

B.E