Another bout of illness just after Xmas, however no longer bed bound with zero energy.

Back to work and ready for a day of zoom meetings and other keeping a roof over my head office shite.

My before zoom routine...

Are you stuck in doors wishing you were under my desk massaging excessive amounts of cocoa butter into my feet and being my on demand toilet? Hmmm

Thanks to all who sent me Xmas gifts and just because gifts, empress loves getting spoilt. Il be giving my amazon wish list a "refresh" later today. Someone emailed and mentioned sending UberEats vouchers, didn't think it was possible but you can directly from your UberEats account to this email address ;) empress loves a takeaway and they were my saviour last week.

Anyway it's coming up to my Birthday and Valentine's Day, get to your knees close your eyes and channel your inner slave, no restrictions, no objections, just pure obsessive selfless devotion to playing your part in how you can please empress. Do it. Do it now.

But if you have a sieve for a brain and can't think of anything which would please empress, I've listed ideas below

*A non essential pure indulgence trip to Jamaica to go see family 

*Another car which actually works properly

*Someone to pass my cars MOT (hint hint wink wink)

*Rent paid for a month

*Bills paid for a month

*No questions asked buy what you like shopping trip

Or for those with possibly a smaller budget than my imagination

*Snacks 

*Amazon.co.uk vouchers 

*Yours clothing vouchers 

*An 8th

*Nail Polish

*Vodka

* A virtual birthday e-card 

If anyone wants to buy something not on my amazon list and send it directly to me, they can do via click and collect, or if on your "essential" shopping trip, you pick up a whole box full of stuff for me, you can also send it via your local click and click to my local click and collect anonymously. Just slide into my message and ask "how so fine empress" (I've been watching to much Bridgerton)

If someone can link me to a website where the below shoes are in stock in a size 8... I had them on my wish list but they are no longer in stock, I will treat myself to these if I can find them for my birthday. You will see me stomping towards you from miles away in these

Spent over half hour on this, got to start work... I am planning on taking some pictures solely for my blog for Valentine's Day as a thanks for my readers, still amazes me that even though I don't get a chance to update very often I still get over 100 unique views daily