Thursday, 28 January 2021

Another bout of illness just after Xmas, however no longer bed bound with zero energy.


Back to work and ready for a day of zoom meetings and other keeping a roof over my head office shite.

My before zoom routine...


Are you stuck in doors wishing you were under my desk massaging excessive amounts of cocoa butter into my feet and being my on demand toilet? Hmmm

Thanks to all who sent me Xmas gifts and just because gifts, empress loves getting spoilt. Il be giving my amazon wish list a "refresh" later today. Someone emailed and mentioned sending UberEats vouchers, didn't think it was possible but you can directly from your UberEats account to this email address ;) empress loves a takeaway and they were my saviour last week.

Anyway it's coming up to my Birthday and Valentine's Day, get to your knees close your eyes and channel your inner slave, no restrictions, no objections, just pure obsessive selfless devotion to playing your part in how you can please empress. Do it. Do it now.

But if you have a sieve for a brain and can't think of anything which would please empress, I've listed ideas below

*A non essential pure indulgence trip to Jamaica to go see family 
*Another car which actually works properly
*Someone to pass my cars MOT (hint hint wink wink)
*Rent paid for a month
*Bills paid for a month
*No questions asked buy what you like shopping trip

Or for those with possibly a smaller budget than my imagination

*Snacks 
*Amazon.co.uk vouchers 
*Yours clothing vouchers 
*An 8th
*Nail Polish
*Vodka
* A virtual birthday e-card 

If anyone wants to buy something not on my amazon list and send it directly to me, they can do via click and collect, or if on your "essential" shopping trip, you pick up a whole box full of stuff for me, you can also send it via your local click and click to my local click and collect anonymously. Just slide into my message and ask "how so fine empress" (I've been watching to much Bridgerton)

If someone can link me to a website where the below shoes are in stock in a size 8... I had them on my wish list but they are no longer in stock, I will treat myself to these if I can find them for my birthday. You will see me stomping towards you from miles away in these




Spent over half hour on this, got to start work... I am planning on taking some pictures solely for my blog for Valentine's Day as a thanks for my readers, still amazes me that even though I don't get a chance to update very often I still get over 100 unique views daily

Tuesday, 5 January 2021

Why so many restrictions.....


Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 🥳

I'm still here & ole sherona hasn't got me yet..

I realise that I haven't updated in awhile and thats due to the new business me and my sister started  getting very busy just before Xmas. I probably should have anticipated many people being so last min with Xmas things.

Now were fully caught up & enjoying the lull whilst waiting for more stock to come in...although now we're both back to our day jobs it's still busy.

Anyway.... what's with the restrictions on onlyfans.... Goddamit. It's getting very fucking annoying now. I probably should have read the rules but apparently pissing clips are not allowed. Least some got to see it before it was taken down.

I received a few tasks completed on time however no one completed them all ontime... very disappointing however I was busy as shit so allowances has been made.

I've decided to share my festive photo with everyone.. because Corona.

The full set of photos are on my onlyfans however I have shared this one on my Twitter and fetlife profile.


If you want to purchase the 5 Xmas pics and 30 sec pissing clip i can send them via email for £5gbp via cash app/PayPal or in exchange for a short fetish story involving me. Interested??? Send me a message or just send me cash and an email address