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I've got a ton going on, I'm going quiet for abit. 

sayonara

Facesitting Story - Nasty Revenge

A story written for me by someone who knows me so well... Enjoy

I don’t feel guilty. Why should I? It’s just a bit of fun. Blokes fuck over girls all the time for a sexual thrill so why can’t it happen the other way round, and it’s not like they don’t deserve it.

 

I’ve always had the fantasy from ever since I can remember. I used to sit on my teddy bears face and when I was a bit older I’d buy action men and sit on their faces. The first time I actually sat on a real person’s face was at the club. I was 21 and a friend had introduced me. That was the only way you could become a member, through personal introduction. The club isn’t what you’d call entirely legal and the owners of the club are very careful about the women they allow to join. One of the sayings there is “Rule 1. You do not talk about Fuck Club. Rule 2. You do not talk about Fuck Club.” Spot the famous film quote.

 

I’ve got to say, it’s my favourite place in the whole world. The only place I can be my true self. A real nasty bitch LOL! I arrive and as soon as I go in I’m treated like a queen. They can’t do enough for me. It’s the place where I can get anything I want. Anything I want sexually anyway. As you might have guessed my club’s a brothel, a brothel where girls are the punters and men are the whores. It’s a brothel for girls who like to be, you know, a bit sadistic, a bit horrible, girls who get off on being nasty and abusive. Girls like me.

 

Sitting on a bloke’s face, just the thought of it makes me so fucking wet, but as I’ve got a bit older and been a member of the club for a few years, my fantasies have got a lot nastier. Like I say, it’s not as if you have to feel sorry for any of the men. The owners of the club always tell us that the men we fuck over are rapists and wife beaters. That they deserve the abuse they get, and I can tell you, they get some real heavy abuse from some of the women here. Having their faces sat on by me is the least of their worries.

 

It always starts the same. The available men are paraded naked and I get to pick my bitch for the evening. What we actually do is rent the control box. Each bloke at the club has an electric cord round his neck and balls. The box controls their pain and so you control them. Just as well the private rooms are soundproof, although having said that, pretty much all the girls who come here love the sound of men screaming in pain.

 

So I’m at the club last night, been preparing all week and really looking forward to fucking some random bloke’s face. They start the parade. One of them looks really familiar. At first I can’t believe it’s him. They’ve shaved his hair off and he’s looking down at the floor with his hands padlocked to his side. I thought maybe it just looked like him, which you know, would have been good enough, but then he looked up and I saw him recognise me. It was a momentary thing. He tried to pretend he hadn’t seen me but I knew he had and it couldn’t have been anyone else. He was my manager. Now I understood why he’d been off work all week and now I knew why he’d never be coming back.

 

I guess I had never really believed the stuff about the men there being rapists although the thought did help me come to terms with the cruel treatment I meted out to them. I couldn’t imagine how David Newell had ended up there but I did know that the thought made me very happy. I’d suffered for years with that tosser as my manager. So many of my best friends had left the company because of him and I was about to do the same, but from that moment on I knew he wouldn’t ever bother me again and I’d get to keep my job. Perhaps even be promoted at long last.  He’s one of those smug wankers who thinks he’s better and cleverer than anyone else. He was always blaming everyone and anyone, but never taking responsibility for his own fuck ups. And he’s a racist sexist bastard too. I can’t even begin to tell you how fucking wet my knickers were getting thinking of what I was going to do to him.

 

One of the great things about the club is the array of brilliant apparatus they’ve got for fucking over men. There’s loads of furniture to whip them on, leg spreaders so you can kick them in the balls, or bars to bend them over so you can fuck them up the arse with a dildo.  They even have specially made toilets where they put the men underneath and you get to shit and piss on their pathetic faces. They’ve got a few brilliant bits of furniture for my particular face sitting fetish too, like the bouncy ball and the bench, but my favourite of all is the saddle. His face just sticking out from the bottom of a black leather riding saddle, and all I have to do is mount up. You can ride either way, backwards or forwards. You just put your feet in the stirrups and then you ride his face like a proper cowgirl. There’s not much give in the saddle against the back of his head so you can pound away on his face and grind on it really hard. I’d often fantasised about doing it to my manager, or should I say my ex manager, and now it was real. I actually had the bastard strapped into the saddle. He couldn’t move a fucking muscle. I could do whatever I wanted to do to him, I could make him do whatever I wanted no matter how awful or disgusting, and no one was ever going to find out. The saddle was where David Newell’s nightmare was going to begin. I was pretty sure it was going to end in one of the toilet cubicles LOL.

 

It’s always my favourite part, where they’ve been strapped down into the face saddle, helpless as fuck, and then I saunter in and introduce myself.  With this bollock head it was going to be especially fun. As I looked down at his face sticking out of the saddle, he tried to play the old mates game. He was saying stuff like “thank god it’s you. I can’t tell you how glad I am to see a friendly face”. He went on telling me how I needed to call the police and how they tortured and killed men in this awful place. I acted all innocent and pretended I was on his side.  I said how I couldn’t believe it of a place like this. It was just a brothel, just like there were for men, but for girls, a harmless sexual escape.

 

I asked him how he’d come to be working in a place like this. And then he just started sobbing telling me how he had a gambling habit and got into some serious debt. He told me how he’d been “sold” to the club and how they’d tortured him and forced him to service the disgusting and sadistic sexual needs of the club members. I asked him if he’d ever been in the saddle before. He was still sobbing as he told me that it was his first time in the saddle and then he whispered shamefully that he had his face sat on when he was tied to the bench and he’d been forced to lick a girl’s bottom. I almost burst out laughing there and then. This was going to be even more fun than I’d imagined. He begged me not to tell anyone once I’d got him out of this terrible place.

 

I carried on pretending I was going to help him. I asked him what else had been done to him, and he described being whipped by three girls and another older woman fucking him up the arse with a huge dildo. He also had to take part in sex shows. He was forced to perform various humiliating homosexual acts while a crowd of women jeered and threw cash demanding he suck off another man or that he was sodomised. I’d been to a few of those parties where they break in the new boys. They’re great fun. I was sad to have missed the show. 

As he described these things he was sobbing with shame. He was so distressed but the good news was that I’d never been so turned on in my whole life. I swear I don’t know how I didn’t just straddle his face there and then. I was so fucking horny hearing about him suffering and even more horny that he hadn’t experienced the saddle or any girls with my particular fetish. I told him that I’d go and give the police a call and he was so thankful. I reassured him that help would soon be on its way. Obviously I didn’t call the police. I told the owners of the club instead. They’re not the type of people you fuck over, and anyway I wanted him to stay just where he was. That way I could visit him again and again......and again.

 

I went back into the saddle room and told him that I’d called the police and they were on their way, and then I said we had to act natural so we didn’t arouse suspicion. I said that I’d need to sit on his face, and before he could protest I swung my leg over and plonked myself down hard. I felt him gasp underneath me just before I sat my full weight down. I had on leggings and tights as well as my knickers but he still must have smelled the stink. I’d worn the same knickers all week and not had a bath or shower. I sat there for a minute of two and then rose up in the stirrups slightly and looked down at his face between my legs. I asked if he was alright, and I could see he wanted to say something else but instead he told me it was ok. I apologised again but said it did need to look convincing and then I sat back down hard and really started masturbating furiously on his nose and mouth.

 

As my pussy got wetter and wetter I began to smell the pissy stink from my soiled knickers and then I had my first orgasm on his face. It was absolutely delicious and my crotch was soaked.

 

I sat recovering for a bit and then let rip a fart. I could hardly contain my laughter and it made me horny all over again. I got up and looked down apologising and saying how it just slipped out. He was saying it was fine and that he did understand. He was trying so hard not to upset me. I asked him laughingly if it smelled and he laughed back and said it stank. And that’s when I put on my dead serious face and said, “what do you mean it stank”. As soon as I said that I could see the fear come over him, but I was having way too much fun to let him off the hook. “So you’re saying my fart stinks”. He was stuttering now and trying to backtrack.

 

Then I said, I suppose you reckon my knickers stink too. By now I think he’d cottoned on that help wasn’t really on it’s way but I didn’t let on that I’d already told the owners of the club. Instead I pressed the button on his pain box just to show who was in charge and listened with pleasure as he howled in pain.

 

It was only a few weeks ago that I’d sat in his office for my appraisal. He’d told me “girls like you never get very far in this company regardless of how good you are at your job”.  Tosser! Now it was my turn.  I lowered his face right down. The saddle was like one of those dentist chairs that you could make go up or down to be at just the perfect height. He was almost on the floor. I took my leggings and tights off and pulled my knickers out of my tights. They were my white ones with prints of blue butterflies on them.

 

You see I have a routine I do each time before I visit the club. It’s all part of my fetish and I love the build up almost as much as I like actually doing it. I’ll put on a pair of knickers a week before I visit, and I won’t take them off till I’m at the club. I go out of my way to make them as filthy as possible, you know, not wiping myself too well after I’ve been to the toilet, walking miles in them that sort of thing. Get ‘em proper filthy. Then on the day I’m going to visit I stuff myself with a vegetable curry and cabbage just to make me really farty. I love farting on their faces, but this time it was going to be even more fun. I couldn’t get over the fact it was him, such a brilliant coincidence. And he didn’t know it yet, but I was going to be doing a lot more than just farting on his face.

 

So I pulled my knickers out from my tights and I start telling him how he can give my dirty pants an appraisal. This was going to be a load more fun than my last appraisal. A look of horror came over his face as I showed him the gusset with all the piss and shit stains on it. Even I was quite impressed with how filthy they were. I put the most disgusting bit right over his nose and asked him to appraise the smell. If you could have seen how he treated me at the real company appraisal the other week you’d appreciate just how much fun I was having.

 

He wrinkled up his face in disgust and told me they were disgusting and to take them off him.  He was trying to shake them off but the saddle’s designed so he can’t move his head. All he can do is try twitching his face to get the shit and piss stained gusset off his nose. He failed completely and I got to use the buzz box on him again. I left the electricity on for five minutes while I went for a piss and to get a drink. He was screaming his head off as I left the room.  If he’d have known how turned on I was getting hearing him scream in pain then he might have tried a bit harder to take it like a man instead of screaming like a pathetic bitch. But anyway, I came back and he was still screaming. I turned the box off. The knickers are still over his face and he’s begging me to tell him what to do and how he’ll do absolutely anything I say.  Yeah, like that’s a surprise. Of course he’s going to do whatever I tell him to do. That’s what this club’s all about.

 

I pulled up a chair right next to his head and sat my naked arse down. A took my knickers off his face and pretended to study them. They really were a work of art. Apart from the sheer stink of them, like a really strong piss and shit smell that you get in one of those dirty public toilets, they seriously looked the part too. The white showed up the stains brilliantly. I hadn’t wiped my arse too well that week and the brown shit marks served as reminders where I’d had a real good scratch through my knickers. If I’d known David Newell was going be at the wrong end of them I probably would have made them even more awful but they were pretty nasty even by my standards.

 

“So what do you think David?” I asked.

 

As he mumbled some pathetic response about them being OK and having a nice pattern, I remembered how he’d fired one of my best mates a few months earlier telling her she needed to do better if she was going to be a part of his team. I pushed the pain button and watched him convulse and scream. I fingered myself a bit and then turned the box off and calmly explained to my sobbing ex- manager how he’d need to do a lot better if I was going to allow him the opportunity of being a part of my panty cleaning team. I so wished I could have invited some of my work mates and ex workmates. They would have loved to see him like this, helpless and at their mercy, but I had to be so careful who I told about this place.  Still, I wouldn’t let that stop me fucking with his head.

 

I told him how I was going to inform some of the girls from work about his new job and bring some of them down to have a bit fun with him.  He starts begging me not to tell any of them, but you know I’m listing the names of who I’m going to bring with me next time and pretending they’re all into the same stuff as me. I start telling him how I’m going to organise a dirty knickers competition and he’ll get to be the judge. I tell him how he’ll need to practice on my knickers and then I laid the gusset over his nose again and told him to take a huge long sniff. He did what he was told and I was delighted to see him gag.  Then I asked him what they smelled of.  He was crying now, partly out of shame and also because of the fear of what was going to happen next. He knew I was going to make him suck them clean and he knew there was nothing he could do about it. Through his tears he told me how they smelled of flowers.

 

All the times I’ve been coming to this club and playing these games, I’ve never heard any of my bitches tell me my dirty knickers smelled of flowers, so I was pretty impressed. Still, I didn’t let that stop me pushing the button on him. While he was screaming I calmly explained that he mustn’t lie and that actually they smelled of piss and shit, which they did.  I stopped zapping him and asked him again what they smelled like. This time he changed tack and told me they smelled of piss and shit. Obviously this was deeply insulting to me and I had to push the button again. LOL

 

The next part of the game was to make him beg for the honour of cleaning them. Obviously the first few times he didn’t beg convincingly enough so I had to zap his sorry arse, but after a few goes his begging became almost believable, and I stuffed my knickers into his mouth telling him how they’d better come out clean or I’d have him whipped. Then I stood naked over his face and raised the saddle up. As his face rose to meet my arse I pulled my bum cheeks open and felt his nose push into my arse hole. The saddle lifted me off the floor and stopped at it’s maximum height. I put my feet in the stirrups and bounced hard on his nose. My shit hole was nice and greasy not having washed it or wiped it too well, so his nose slid easily in and out. I love getting my arse hole nose fucked. It feels fucking great, almost as great as a proper good rimming where he sticks his tongue right up inside. And it’s always better when I’ve got a real dirty bum hole, where I haven’t washed or wiped for ages. Knowing he’s got to clean out all the sweat and shit just makes me so fucking wet.

 

I pulled the knickers out of his mouth and told him to lick out my arse while I inspected them to make sure he’d got all the stains out. I pulled my bum cheeks as far apart as I could and pushed my anus onto his protruding tongue. His arse licking skills weren’t bad which was more than could be said for his knicker cleaning skills. The brown and yellow stains were still very much in evidence and my underwear didn’t smell any better, but I let him rim out my arse for a while until I had another orgasm. When I recovered I rose up in the stirrups and let him have it, first slapping his face and then electrocuting him with some jolts from the buzz box. He was begging me to be allowed another chance to clean them. That was what I wanted to hear so I stuffed them back in his mouth, turned around to face his feet and planted my soaking wet pussy onto his nose. That’s when I really let go pounding his face as hard as I could. I was in a wild and wonderful haze. I pulled my knickers from his mouth and replaced them with my clit shouting “suck it bitch”. Having him lick me out was just the best and to top it all, just as I was coming I let rip the smelliest fart right into his pathetic face. Farts have always made me laugh. I guess that’s why I love farting in bloke’s faces so much. Farts are funny. And also farting into someone’s face is so incredibly demeaning and insulting to them, not to mention quite disgusting. Of course it’s going to get me turned on all over again. Doing it in David Newell’s face, even more so. And on top of that I got to play the whole “what did my fart smell like?” game which ensured loads more buzz box action.

 

I can’t tell you how much fun I had with him that night and how many times I came on his face. It was so much more fun because it was David, and not just some random stranger. I despised this scum bag so much and by the end of our session I’d made him pass out with all the pain. But it was only going to get worse for him.

 

I don’t usually crap on their faces but in this case I was prepared to make an exception. It’s so weird looking down into the toilet and seeing a face staring back up. It’s actually pretty fucking creepy but a lot of girls who come to the club, really get off on it. He was crying and saying how he couldn’t believe I could do that to people and calling me an evil nasty bitch. What could I say? He wasn’t wrong. LOL. He was asking how I managed to sleep at night which was weird cos I sleep perfectly well at night. Like I say, it’s not like they don’t deserve it. Him especially.

 

I was bored of hearing him slag me off so I pushed the button on him and listened to him scream. I left the box on full pain level as I sat down and did my business all over his face. I’m very much looking forward to my next visit.

 

8th August Doubles Day

Black Honey (aka Mistress Saskia) and I will be holding another of our popular doubles days on Saturday 8th August in Birmingham, location to be confirmed depending on types of sessions we get booked for as some sessions require more room than others.

****Session Types****

Facesitting

Foot worship

Trampling

Humiliation

Smother

Breast Smother

Squashing

Faces slapping

Punishment

Dirty knicker play

Ball Busting

Bondage

Tickle Torture

Height comparison (Black Honey)

If your fetish isn't listed above drop me an email to see if it's something me and Black Honey would enjoy.

**Rates**

Doubles - £100 ph 

Doubles £60 for 30mins

Singles - £80 ph

Singles - £50 for 30mins

As previously mentioned there are a few other ladies who do sessions who are available, should you be very fucking brave message me for rates/more info.

I also have some limited availability between the 24th August - 31st August for solo sessions during the day/evening with the possibility of traveling to these sessions as long as travel is covered. By limited availability I mean I have plans dotted throughout the week so will be taking sessions around my plans. 

Impromptu trip to London tomorrow to cheer myself up and shop...

Anyone want to join...

Or 

Anyone want to send me some monies via PayPal so I can buy something wonderful????!!!!!

Yes... Great...

Drop me an email 

"Sunshine Lollipops and Sweaty Arses.....

Huzzah..!! I have a new iPad, thanks to one of you. Only just getting around to setting it up as been very busy,  I've started a new job which doesn't involve weekends or evenings so I still will be able to get up to as much mischief as I have time for. 

The weather had also been pretty amazing lately so have been enjoying alot of big juicy sausages at BBQ's and boozy evenings in beer gardens. 

Anyway... I need to get down to London and cause some damage and also arrange a session day up here. Not 100% sure Ms Saskia is doing sessions at the moment so just going to arrange just for me, however for those brave enough I have my Black BBW sister who is interested in doing double sessions with me ( there are other ladies in the background aswell for those who are a sucker for punishment, dno me an email to let me know interest and will get dates together).

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So my mind drifted onto how hot and sticky my bum has been lately.... Imagining someone on there knees catching drops of sweat as they fall between my cheeks.... Il update the rest of this post when I get a moment

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I'm baaaack

Good news is I'm back from my holiday, bad news is my iPad is fucked so all pictures I took for my blog are lost... 

(Congrats to those who messaged me whilst I were away and got pictures in there replies, cherish them forever 😉)

That's also the reason I haven't updated blog recently as takes awhile to on my phone... So until I get a new iPad or my current one fixed there are going to be limited updates......  For those who can't wait or want to please Empress here's my wish list... You can purchase me one from there http://www.amazon.co.uk/registry/wishlist/1B72GGN3V8UX0

Finally rid of my previous employers!! Que plenty of fantasies of me destroying them all with my ass.. If someone wants to write me short stories about my prick of a boss that would be grand.

I won't be able to do any sessions for the next monthish as got a ton of things to catch up on.. Sort out.... Arrange.

Will update this further when I got a moment... New nails... Touch screen means this is taking forever

Update :  some bright spark reported my Vimeo account, so the short clips I put up there have gone... I have them around somewhere so will find a different platform to upload them tooo. Eventually 

My itch was scratched in Cheltenham... A lot of fun was had by me, seat I had a session with not so lucky. Left with a very sore face/nose!!! 

Coming up to the bank holiday and I haven't had a chance to catch up with Saskia to either plan a doubles day or book set dates for summer party.... Booo.

Either way I may have some time free on bank holiday Monday to session, drop me an email if you have something which may entertain me.

Again things are busy in my personal life atm.. Monday just gone I handed my notice in at work, I make no secret I think the whole place is full of bastards, makes for good wanking material when I think about punishing them but in reality I can't be arsed with the fucking bullshit that goes along with it.  So yer, I made things awkward as fuck in my notice which resulted in several meetings and my manager working from home until I leave... On the plus side they have made some changes off the back of what I said but meh not enough for me to stay.

Anyway back to the point of my post...

This big black beast just arrived in the mail from my amazon wish list... 😍😍 I'm going to have a lot of fun with this!!! 

Oooooo so I just seen the below didn't publish... She have been added 26/4 whoops

I should really check after.

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It's been a week of little treats, also got a nice little toe ring which I have put away for sunnier weather when the sandals come out 

I do enjoy being spoilt.

Oooo yes... And to the person who brought me those fluffy unicorn slippers, I've lost your story and you email address... Resend!!

It's been a very busy weekend as always... Mostly obsessively masterbating, shopping, eating and movies. I've also been spoilt with from amazon wishlist... I'm a very happy Empress this weekend. Back tomorrow though,😞 booo....

Almost time for my holiday and I can't fucking wait... looking for a sexi bikini and a few other little bits and I'm all set.

Anywho to the point of this post.

I'm in Cheltenham the weekend coming visiting friends, however I'm going down abit early in hope I can get up to alot of mischief before meeting up with people.

Anyone in the area Friday 15th and want to session??? Drop me an email...

Also... Is it just me... Do you find the longer you go without endulging in your fetitsh the more devious your thoughts are?? Or that you find yourself daydreaming about It a lot more and making up scenarios for everyday vanilla things.

I may have already mentioned this to a few people this weekend, either because I was mid masterbation or I was trying to convince you it would be a good idea to pop round...

The other morning I woke up hungover and hungry and something as simple as wishing someone would bring me the biggest ever cooked breakfast in bed, turned into me sitting on said persons face whilst I ate it, then once I'm done, strapping a facedildo(with a gag) to there face and bouncin on it until empress juice went everywhere... Then forcing said slut to deep throat and suck said dildo like there life depended on it, whilst I hold my whip menacingly but still end up whipping the fuck out of em after...

Then of course going back to sleep until my hangover was gone.

At one point I think I was even trying to convince a vanilla friend of mine to get out of work and bring me breakfast, haha not sure how that would have gone down if the little wimp would have managed to worm his way out of work. I'm thinking restraints would of had to be involved 😉.

Back to Friday... Anyone about in Cheltenham and want to session drop me an mail

Only just getting around to updating since London.

As you can see I didn't post my number in the end, was a crap little non smart phone which I named after my boss before I stamped it and threw it in the bin.  In the mean time email will have to do.

Was good to meet a lot of people whom I've only previously corresponded with via email. Thinking back on when I was very young I never would have thought I would have found so many people who were into the same thing as me!! As always was good to catch up with the regulars.

I didn't get a chance to meet up with all my friends down London so I'm planning another weekend down,will be either the back end of May or the middle of June. I wont be doing sessions the whole time but will do a few, message me if your interested and I will throw my proposed dates at you.

Since London I've also been to Amsterdam (busy as always). 

I have a few mini projects running in the background which we (Ms Saskia) are in the process of setting up. Hopefully this summer we shall be holding a little fet party. We have 7 wonderful naturally dominate ladies already lined up and have been in talks with someone who owns an apartment which can be rented for a day or two on a weekend. We just need to sort out a few little bits then I will post about all the details. 

And then.....

Just so it's not a shock to you all when i post to say it's happened. I'm currently looking into taking a career break from my day job so I can go traveling. Unsure how long for? Fuck knows. Will all depend on how long my work place will keep a job open for me.. Could be a month, could be 6 months or even a year.  This won't be for awhile though as still lots of planning to do before I go, but thought fuck it, might aswell whilst I'm still young, single,mortgage free and no kids!! may even bump into some of my international fet pals on my travels. I won't disappear from here. Il still be up to mischief where ever I go.

Tonight I will be mostly eating the chocolate brought for me for Easter, il also be on Skype if anyone thinks they can strike up a conversation which will catch my interest for longer than 5 mins add me 

Black.Empress.Bham

I've got tomorrow off from work, and also managed to presuade (Blackmail) someone into taking me shopping. The sun is finally coming out so will be a day of alot of spending and foot rubs. Looking forward to it. 

Havent updated my blog in awhile been so busy lately, back to working full time ( boo ) and hospital visits and just life in general blah blah etc... Yer that's enough about Vanilla.

Only 9 Days until I'm down in London and I can not fooking wait!! 

I've emailed or text messages all who have booked a session, will be sending out details mid week next week. If it's easier for anyone who booked a session to get these details via text message email me your phone numbers and will send via message.

I have purchased a new phone and SIM card recently just to use for bookings and talkin shit to people who call however il be fucked if I can figure how to use the bastard. Once I figure it out I will post the number on this site, how long I keep the seperate phone for will depend on it being abused or not by you guys. Don't be cocks and spoil it for everyone, I'm sure a lot of fun can be had by all.

I'm hoping the new number will stop me getting ridiculous messages at can't be fucked o'clock via whatsapp then Skype, then email!  The phone will be turned on when I'm free to chat or message and off at other times... 

Until I figure it out I can still be reached on the same number if you have it. 

Easter is around the corner and the perfect reason to treat your empress to chocolate... My Easter egg should be bigger than your Wifes/girlfriend/right hand, and that's of course because I put myself on a pedestal high above them.

I've just discovered Salted Chocolate... Two things most people shouldn't be eating in the quantities I do but am gladly stuffing my face with it. That and the popping candy chocolate ( still ). So if I'm seeing you before and you want to treat me you know what to do.

If not... There's chocolate on my wish list.. As well as many other things

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/registry/wishlist/1B72GGN3V8UX0/ref=cm_sw_em_r_wsg__wf

And on another note... Anyone good at painting nails ( both hand & feet ) and massages...? I'm thinking I need to be pampered. This won't be a charged session, however you will be put to work doing the above, then told to leave when I'm done with you. If you do however fuck my nails up and don't correct your mistakes before I notice you will be put in a head lock and escorted ( kicking & screaming) out of my place in just your off coloured white Y-fronts.

Oh and because of the types of emails I get I'm going to clarify the fuck out of what I just said..

No I don't mean pampering with your tongue

No I don't mean pampering with your dysfunctional lopsided tiny penis

No.. Just No. Not your fingers either. 

Anyone who says as much in reference to the above will be publicly names and shamed, and those who purposely try and get publicly shamed on my blog will be ignored... Yup, those people actually exist.

I mean exactly what I say, massage my feet and hands. Maybe tops of my shoulders. 

Then file, paint, manicure my hands and feet. Then leave.

See what I did there , I said exactly what will happen. Anything else will have to go down the normal route of emailing me a request to book a session .

 

Anyway,  I digress as always, I'm in the bath as I update this and it's time I got out ( if you didn't picture me naked then...You will have now)

Still a little availability for the weekend in London, message me for more info if interested.

Ooooooo a backtrack...

My email powers of manipulation always works a treat ;)

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Soo yer .... ;) I've calmed down a tiny bit since my last rant ( it's been deleted now.. Ya snooze ya lose)

In a much better mood, have booked a trip away in the sun with my older and equally voluptuously awesome sister. 

Which one of you lucky slaves wants to beg to take us clothes shopping?! 

You will follow us round the shops as we try on clothes, then with a click of our fingers called over and orderd to pay and carry bags.

This is exactly how Black Superior Black Goddesses should be treated!!!

Can't make it to Birmingham to treat us?? don't have the money to treat us to a full day of shopping?? Why the fuck not?! 

I'm very disappointed in how you show your loyalty and devotion to ebony goddesses however you can still prove yourself by sending e-gift cards.

We both want e-vouchers for the following :-

New Look -https://newlookgiftcards.com

Amazon uk - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Giftcards-Giftvouchers-Vouchers-Birthday-Gifts/b?ie=UTF8&node=1571304031

Evans -http://www.evans.co.uk/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/CatalogNavigationSearchResultCmd?catalogId=33054&storeId=12553&langId=-1&viewAllFlag=false&categoryId=818839&interstitial=true

Boohoo uk - http://www.boohoo.com/restofworld/invt/giftcert

Plus size clothing on these websites tend to be more expensive so no slacking when it comes to sending Egifts.

All vouchers to be sent to black_empress@hotmail.co.uk

Or email for more info re the shopping trip, I also may have ten mins to spare to those who want to meet in person kneel and hand over cash then leave.

Here's a picture of my perfect ass for you to kiss... Only after you've spoiled me

Have you ever been so aroused you shat and vomited at the same time...

Errrrm what?!

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/woman-lost-control-of-everything-during-fifty-shades-screening-675?utm_source=vicefbuk

Had to share this little link someone sent me.

London Double Sessions

Still a few spaces left on all dates, mainly evening and early morning.

Check out previous post for more info

http://black-empress.blogspot.co.uk/2015/02/london-double-sessions-27th-29th-march.html

Errghhh I mean what the fuck.....!!! I've just taken the content warning off due to have below message.. I believe I fall under artistic ;) I don't show nudity anywho so fuck em.

Dear Blogger User,
We're writing to tell you about an upcoming change to the Blogger Content Policy that may affect your account.

In the coming weeks, we'll no longer allow blogs that contain sexually explicit or graphic nude images or video. We'll still allow nudity presented in artistic, educational, documentary or scientific contexts, or where there are other substantial benefits to the public from not taking action on the content.

The new policy will take effect on 23 March 2015. After this policy comes into force, Google will restrict access to any blog identified as being in violation of our revised policy. No content will be deleted, but only blog authors and those with whom they have expressly shared the blog will be able to see the content that we've made private.

Our records indicate that your account may be affected by this policy change. Please refrain from creating new content that would violate this policy. We would also ask you to make any necessary changes to your existing blog to comply as soon as possible so that you won't experience any interruptions in service. You may also choose to create an archive of your content via Google Takeout 

Huuuuhhh what the fuck did I just watch

The person who sent me this is lucky they caught me in a good mood. It's some weird kind shit but made me smile. 

Watched a movie today called " My Normal" on Netflix...

Obviously not hardcore but it's a good one.

Fetish Related... And even though I sternly objected to having anything to do with that 50 shades of grey bull,  I'm guessing this film is 1000 times better. Mainly because it's femdom and I'm a firm believer of female supremacy!!

Anyone who has time on there hands give it a watch and let me know what you think. 

Busy weekend, ended up caught out in the fucking rain today, Blurghh.

Back and finally dried off, and have time for a movie with my feet up and plenty of chocolate ;)

Shame there is no sub at my feet as a stool,

London Double Sessions 27th- 29th March

As previously mentioned me and Ms Saskia will be down in London from the 27th - 29th March. Sessions will be from a hotel within walking distance from Euston or Kings Cross Station ( for those who met me last time it will be the same place)

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Some of the session types available listed below 

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Facesitting

Foot worship

Trampling

Humiliation

Smother

Breast Smother

Squashing

Faces slapping

Punishment

CFNM

Dirty knicker play

Ball Busting

Bondage

Tickle Torture

Height comparison (Black Honey)

Lift and Carry

Wrestling

This list does go on, if your fetish is not listed drop me an email see if it's something me and Black Honey would enjoy.

We can be booked both singularly and doubly.

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Session Rates

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Solo session - £100 per hour

                    - £60 for 30 mins

                    - £30 for 15 mins 

Double Session  - £150 per hour 

                          - £80 for 30 mins

                          - £40 for 15 mins

We are willing to look into discounted rates for block bookings and for overnight sessions.

For those who work late, or can only get out "after dark" we will be taking sessions throughout the night/early morning.

We have had 4 bookings already from regulars so don't leave it to late to enquire.

I will provide a number on the day for last min bookings, but don't take the risk of us not being available.

Also... Be mindful that we will check into the hotel on the 27th at the latest 6pm...(ish) Possibly earlier but won't go into that until I know if I can. So don't email me asking to book 1pm on the 27th as I shall spit in your general direction then delete your email...

On the 29th we will be checking out around 2pm. So no sessions after that.

On a different note... After we have checked out on the 29th i shall be heading into Camden for drink, food, n to buy crap I don't really need but really want and should have... If anyone wants to join me for a Vanilla trip then drop me an email. 

Ooooohhhh I almost forgot to mention I managed a cheeky lil break to Amsterdam at the start of the week, curtesy of a sub ;)

Here are a few snaps from my break,

Was a lot of rubber penis and nawtyness involved...

I can't stop thinking about the toilet roll holder... One Slave as my toilet... Other as the paper holder... Hmmmm.

May have to purchase when I go back in a couple of months 

Valentines Doubles Weekend Update

Just a quick update after doubles weekend,

Had a lot of fun, thought I would share a few snaps I took on my phone during one of the sessions, as always we both look amazing ;)

I had a great Valentines Day ;) got showered with a lot of gifts, emails, poems, cards (as it should be) ... Also got some late birthday presents. All in all I've been very spoiled indeed.

Have discussed London dates with Ms Saskia 27th-29th March, I will update again once I get another min with more info on this, if you've sessioned before you have permission to email me or drop me a txt message before.

Doubles Weekend with black honey (aka Ms Saskia) 13th & 14th February

Black Honey (aka Mistress Saskia) and I will be holding another of our popular doubles days on Friday 13th February & Saturday 14th February 2015, in Birmingham, location to be confirmed depending on types of sessions we get booked for as some sessions require more room than others.

****Session Types****

Facesitting

Foot worship

Trampling

Humiliation

Smother

Breast Smother

Squashing

Faces slapping

Punishment

Dirty knicker play

Ball Busting

Bondage

Tickle Torture

Height comparison (Black Honey)

If your fetish isn't listed above drop me an email to see if it's something me and Black Honey would enjoy.

**Rates**

Doubles - £100 ph 

Doubles £60 for 30mins

Singles - £80 ph

Singles - £50 for 30mins

We are also offering overnight sessions for the above mentioned dates for those who want to spend there Valentine's Day with two wonderful ladies. Overnight session rates will be tailored based on length and session type, but will still be a great rate. Those who normally booked 4 hours plus may want to enquire about it if they have capacity to stay overnight.

Unfortunately I won't be able to do wrestling sessions on these dates however Saskia will be able to accommodate these requests.

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 ... Need to figure out how I done this so I can do more..

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