My IPad has arrived :)

I have finally got around to setting up my Skype account on my iPad. Add my account

Black.Empress.Bham

If I'm online say "Hi"

skype!!!

I shall soon be getting my New Ipad 3 :)  once I get the hang of it I will b doing sykpe sessions . I might even do free webchat at set times to get to know my fans. watch this space for skype details.

Clips finally up!!

Clips are finally up on Mistress Saskia's Clips 4 Sale site, we have released the mild ones first... Stay tuned for the hard core clips in Nov..!!!  

For Fucks Sake!!

For fucks sake....!!! I'm the fucking bitch from hell today. This is a totally off subject work rant that I have to get off my chest so fuck it, my blog, I'll write what I want. Don't wanna read it skip it.
 
Why the fuck do old people think there wiser and always right???
 
Some old guy at work today was trying to spout policy's and procedures to me about something he was working on. Let's nickname him fucktard to keep him anonymous.
 
1) I don't give a fuck about wot your doing fucktard, stop distracting me from fucking about on my phone
 
2) Don't ask me if I didn't know that policy already, cus what your spouting is fucking bollocks.
 
3) Yes I am fucking rude for telling you what just said is a load of balls and I think you made it all up. Kudos for pointing that one out...However please note, I did smile after I said it and what I really wanted to say is.. " How about I rip your head off fucktard, do a big squirty shit down your neck, place your head back on your fat neck, then wen u start speaking again you will be spitting actual diarrhoea, instead of just verbal diarrhoea.
 
Bluurrgghhh you fuckin tit!!!
 
Another thing which has pissed me off is the amount of dumb fuckery emails I get. I'm a Domme.. You would have to have known what I'm about in order to get my email address so why the actual fuck would you email me asking for a blow job...or why would you ask for me to get naked in a bath with you....!!
 
 Even worse, why would you think I would take a normal session with you after you've full on taken the piss and offended me by asking for sexual favours... 
 
You... Ya pathetic eeeeeeediyat!! Have been ignored and blocked!!!
 
 If you wanna enter into a dialogue with me without wanting to book a session , send a joke, send a pic, write me a story.. Don't fuck about with sillyness like the pricks above.
 
 Next person who does.. Is gonna get shanked.. Hahaha just kidding :) 
 
 PMT!! Arrrgghhh

Animated Face Sit

I really should be spending my time doing something productive however........ productive can be boring...  thought i would have a play around with some of my pictures instead.

(it prob could do with abit of tweaking however... cba)

Enjoy!!

Black Empress & Mistress Saskia End of Summer Doubles Day

Sessions will be held in a Birmingham Based incall address

Will be offering

Facesitting / Queening
Smothering / Squashing
Trampling
Foot worship
Punishment
Maid / Sissy Training
Goddess Worship
Financial Domination
Total Power Exchange
Humiliation

We may also have Mistress Louise joining us on the doubles day.. so just may be a Triple day. (picture coming soon)

Mistress Louise is a good friend of mine and currently in the process of being mentored by myself and Goddess Saskia.

Mistress Lou's Stats

Race :  White
Height : 5'6
Weight : 9 stone
Shoe size : 7
Dress Size : 10/12


Rates for the Doubles Day

Rates

30 mins - £60
1 hour - £100
1 hour 30 mins - £160
2 hours  - £200

For anything longer than 2 hours send us an email for further info.

Triples Rate

30 mins - £90
1 hour £150
1 hour 30 mins - £240
2 hours £300

For anything longer than 2 hours send us an email for further info.

You are able to book Myself or Mistress Saskia for Solo sessions during the doubles day however you will be charged the same rate as a double session.

I will be offering W/S as part of solo sessions however this will only be available for sessions of 1hour or more, and half the time will be spent with Goddess Saskia and me, and the final half spent being my toilet.

N.B - The rates mentioned above are not our normal doubles rate. The above rate is for the doubles date only.

Holiday all booked!!

Just booked another holiday in the sunny sun sun with the girls in November... cant wait.. !!

Hopefully will be able to fit weekend in Amsterdam, London and Dublin before the end of this year...!! a very busy and expensive next couple of months!!

Now for the other exciting part....(apart from actually being on holiday that is..) SHOPPING!!

Which one of you lucky slaves wants to take Black Empress Shopping??!?

Or

How about you treat Empress to a gift from my WISH LIST!!

working on a sunday sucks....

Stuck in the office on a Sunday, its roasting hot, the air con is never turned on on a weekend.  i am sweating my metaphorical bollocks off!!!

Anyway... going to spend the next 30mins looking on the Internet for big asses would like to see smothering my boss!!

Then back to wooork :-)

Not sure who these wonderful ass's are but all power to the Big Butts!!!

 

Just finished editing............

I have finally got round to editing some clips Me and Mistress Saskia made a month ago.... Some very exciting clips coming up....

Just need to set up clips 4 sale now and will put them up

Watch this space!!!

Can you take Black Empress's Full weight!?!?!!?

Lucky or Unlucky Carpet???