Have you ever been so aroused you shat and vomited at the same time...

Errrrm what?!

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/woman-lost-control-of-everything-during-fifty-shades-screening-675?utm_source=vicefbuk

Had to share this little link someone sent me.

London Double Sessions

Still a few spaces left on all dates, mainly evening and early morning.

Check out previous post for more info

http://black-empress.blogspot.co.uk/2015/02/london-double-sessions-27th-29th-march.html

Errghhh I mean what the fuck.....!!! I've just taken the content warning off due to have below message.. I believe I fall under artistic ;) I don't show nudity anywho so fuck em.

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In the coming weeks, we'll no longer allow blogs that contain sexually explicit or graphic nude images or video. We'll still allow nudity presented in artistic, educational, documentary or scientific contexts, or where there are other substantial benefits to the public from not taking action on the content.

The new policy will take effect on 23 March 2015. After this policy comes into force, Google will restrict access to any blog identified as being in violation of our revised policy. No content will be deleted, but only blog authors and those with whom they have expressly shared the blog will be able to see the content that we've made private.

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Huuuuhhh what the fuck did I just watch

The person who sent me this is lucky they caught me in a good mood. It's some weird kind shit but made me smile. 

Watched a movie today called " My Normal" on Netflix...

Obviously not hardcore but it's a good one.

Fetish Related... And even though I sternly objected to having anything to do with that 50 shades of grey bull,  I'm guessing this film is 1000 times better. Mainly because it's femdom and I'm a firm believer of female supremacy!!

Anyone who has time on there hands give it a watch and let me know what you think. 

Busy weekend, ended up caught out in the fucking rain today, Blurghh.

Back and finally dried off, and have time for a movie with my feet up and plenty of chocolate ;)

Shame there is no sub at my feet as a stool,

London Double Sessions 27th- 29th March

As previously mentioned me and Ms Saskia will be down in London from the 27th - 29th March. Sessions will be from a hotel within walking distance from Euston or Kings Cross Station ( for those who met me last time it will be the same place)

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Some of the session types available listed below 

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Facesitting

Foot worship

Trampling

Humiliation

Smother

Breast Smother

Squashing

Faces slapping

Punishment

CFNM

Dirty knicker play

Ball Busting

Bondage

Tickle Torture

Height comparison (Black Honey)

Lift and Carry

Wrestling

This list does go on, if your fetish is not listed drop me an email see if it's something me and Black Honey would enjoy.

We can be booked both singularly and doubly.

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Session Rates

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Solo session - £100 per hour

                    - £60 for 30 mins

                    - £30 for 15 mins 

Double Session  - £150 per hour 

                          - £80 for 30 mins

                          - £40 for 15 mins

We are willing to look into discounted rates for block bookings and for overnight sessions.

For those who work late, or can only get out "after dark" we will be taking sessions throughout the night/early morning.

We have had 4 bookings already from regulars so don't leave it to late to enquire.

I will provide a number on the day for last min bookings, but don't take the risk of us not being available.

Also... Be mindful that we will check into the hotel on the 27th at the latest 6pm...(ish) Possibly earlier but won't go into that until I know if I can. So don't email me asking to book 1pm on the 27th as I shall spit in your general direction then delete your email...

On the 29th we will be checking out around 2pm. So no sessions after that.

On a different note... After we have checked out on the 29th i shall be heading into Camden for drink, food, n to buy crap I don't really need but really want and should have... If anyone wants to join me for a Vanilla trip then drop me an email. 

Ooooohhhh I almost forgot to mention I managed a cheeky lil break to Amsterdam at the start of the week, curtesy of a sub ;)

Here are a few snaps from my break,

Was a lot of rubber penis and nawtyness involved...

I can't stop thinking about the toilet roll holder... One Slave as my toilet... Other as the paper holder... Hmmmm.

May have to purchase when I go back in a couple of months 

Valentines Doubles Weekend Update

Just a quick update after doubles weekend,

Had a lot of fun, thought I would share a few snaps I took on my phone during one of the sessions, as always we both look amazing ;)

I had a great Valentines Day ;) got showered with a lot of gifts, emails, poems, cards (as it should be) ... Also got some late birthday presents. All in all I've been very spoiled indeed.

Have discussed London dates with Ms Saskia 27th-29th March, I will update again once I get another min with more info on this, if you've sessioned before you have permission to email me or drop me a txt message before.